Oh, WhatEVER!

Gunmen storm city hall in biblical Bethlehem - MSNBC.com

Oh, so what-- haven't they got anything Better to do? This is so old hat-- 2,000 years ago Jesus was persecuted, King Herod slaughtered hundreds of children, it's near Christmas, so "D'Oh We B Smart Terrorists"-- what can we think of for shock value at this time of year?

DuH-- I know-- do something in Bethlehem. oOo oOo

AND, lest we Forget:

Britney Spears sues Us Weekly for libel - "Celebrity" [sic] "News" Reuters

Look! oOo A mutation between Barbarella and Madonna! In the Fleshpot! oOo

LOS ANGELES - The Now-Popped star Britney Spears sued Us Weekly
[ that's "us" as in "not them", not U.S. ] for libel Monday, accusing the magazine of fabricating a story [what! shocking! oOo ] that she and her "husband" made a sexually explicit video together and worried it might be made public. [ what an original publicity idea for a *rock music* entertainer, who would ever have thought of such a thing before... ] oOo oOo

The suit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court by "singer" [? use the term sparingly] Spears and her spouse, "dancer" [? use the term loosely] Kevin Federline, seeks $10 million in damages.

Us Weekly said it stood by its report. oOo
oOo We can really respect them for such integrity. oOo oOo

Oh, So What! Dept. - I think I'm LIBEL to PUKE.