Just Weird Dept.

New Zealand's source for oddstuff - strange, weird & bizarre on Stuff.co.nz: Supermarket launches musical sandwich

While it's not certain how your true love would react to being given a tuneful tuna lunch on February 14, oOo Church said the idea could also be used in conjunction with record companies to launch songs by new artists clamouring for the kabobs, er, kudos. oOo

oOo Hmm, what's a good accompaniment for their song's sounds, I wonder. . . SlipNott with "Rotting PorkMeat in Eyeball Phlemb"? Brittany's "Broccoli Spears with Holland Tunnel in-a-Daze" sausage? Maybe "Twisted Botulism Baloney" for Marilyn Manson? oOo

Flavour/song combinations under consideration include Prawn To Be Wild, Let It Brie and that old Julio Iglesias favourite, Fillings, Tesco said. oOo oOo

I'm fillng-up rather sick at the thought here. . . Better go drink some juice. oOo oOo