Exploding Toads ~~ Shocking Horrorrr!!

Sacre bleu! terrible!!

Exploding toads baffle experts. First reported 24/04/2005 -- [Australia] ABC News Online

oOo oOo Hundreds of toads have met an unexplained explosive demise in Germany in recent days. According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre. [vertically, one presumes] oOo oOo

TOADMEISTERS UNITE!! What shalle we do! all ye Toad princes! ex-frogs, not-yet-kissed-by-the-most-beautiful-damsel-in-distress-- grogsters, Green Party members, wartsters and Francophiles!? I myself am utterly appalled, not just from a scientific view, but as I am known (in certain cosmopolitan circles) as Dr. Toadnips, his excellency! oOo oOo

"I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto.

"I have, once" responded Mole despondently, "but only during the Great War in a fist-to-cuffs, ( and in the Normany trenches mind you.) Or was it Burgundy? I can never quite hold my wine right, you know. . ." said he, trailing off.

"Buffoons!" croaked Weasel gruffly. And he muttered away, "well I never!" and "just pass me the Fries, anyway."

I CALL UPON THE WORLD-UNITED FRONT OF ALL WARThogs, WARTBurgundians, sWARTHy MALES and SWARThmore College ALUMS to DESPERATELY UNITE IN THIS CAUSE OF VENGENCE for the imperial rights to LIVING TOAD BELCHING that is being this very hour STIFLED in the nether regions of the World.

** BE FOREWARNED O TOADYS--- it could happen wherever YOU are too! **

[ Methinks all toads should lay-off the Taco Bellow spicy chicken burritows for now and lay-low on the Pilsen, Pilsner or Grokster Grog. . . ] oOo oOo

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