Mans and Womins--

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight!" He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. oOo oOo

oOo oOo "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. "Babe, heh heh, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this!?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. oOo oOo oOo