Whammer Spammer gets 30 in Slammer

The cockles of my heart are strangely warmed: oOo Big-time spammer Christopher "Rizler" Smith [ why is it, since Prohibition gangster days, all thugs have Nicknames - like: Bugsy, DJ-CrapSmear, The Punisher, $DolluhDooky$, Minus.05NonCents, etc. ] oOo is now
off to prison for 30 years, convicted primarily on a variety of drug charges. oOo He's a really great guy: During his trial, Smith fled the country and issued a death threat against the children of one of the witnesses for the prosecution. He will be missed. oOo oOo

And just how old is this penis-envy twerp? You ever get those spams for fake-Viagra, penile-warpers, hydrocodone, uppers, downers, toners, poppers, fly-ointments, cheap software knock-offs, or other wonder-pills? You probably got into his or his partners' spidernet. Why would you Fools still be clicking on these spam links?? oOo

As a spammer, Smith reportedly sent over a billion emails through AOL. According to FBI info., his Viagra-like junk ads earned him $18 million in his last year online. oOo

While such takedowns make headlines, they rarely do much to stem the tide of spam. An estimated 90 billion spam messages are sent every day, as of February 2007, comprising up to 85 percent of all email traffic. oOo oOo

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